That's it, I've had Enough

Watch out world, I'm making me some tread-locks tonight. Tread locks are cool. I wanna cool. Hence I shall be!!! Fat girls with tread locks are cool. Halleluejah! Let the tranformation begin. I will christian myself with the mattings of hair, forming perfect compact locks of mini mops to clean my dirty mind. Bob Marley would be proud. (Amen)